"There is something terrible in my eye!"

(Dusten suggested that I should begin each post with "Dear Reader" so, just to mix things up, I will do so for a limited time depending on reader response. How do you like to be integrated into my posts?)

Dear Reader,

Did I mention that I have the biggest crush on my English teacher? Liz had the wonderful opportunity of witnessing his glory after Chinese class today as we were walking to Solstice. He said hi to me and my world was turned upside down. It's just too bad I can't impress him with powerful, critical or creative analysis of the material we read. As much as I'd like to, I don't have the capacity to do so because I am too preoccupied worshiping his beauty. I was reminding Liz of the time when registering for Spring quarter was upon us and how I said that I absolutely needed to take this English class with the boy teacher because of some undetermined force. If this isn't destiny, I don't know what is.

So it's official, I'm sick. I'm cold, shifty eyed (not on purpose), frail and sniffly. Maybe its because I grew up with Catholic values but I have to question what I've done as a person to deserve getting sick. Maybe I should stop drinking unfiltered water.

If there is anything I remember from taking Business Calculus or Statistics or some bullshit math class, its that after a number of tests that we take of a random sample, the outcome will become closer and closer to the desired number, depending on how many trials were taken. Applying this theory to real life with Liz and I as test samples, in terms of our outfits matching, we reached about 60%- Jacket, mustard yellow sweater, red flannel. While she was embarrassed by this, I found this quite entertaining. Soon enough, with chance by our sides, we will be 100% there. Now that, my friends, is destiny, regardless if Liz likes it or not. We are gay men.

I'm sick, tired and cranky so I will list what is disappointing me:
1. Dusten is leaving for 10 days. He gets to hug/molest pandas.
2. I am sick. It is almost 1 am and I need to shower.
3. Shinka Teas is apparently a shitty place to work so I probably won't work there. Why don't you guys get me a job?
4. My camera won't come in until next Thursday which is bullshit.
5. I don't want to go to school. Ever.