Dear Readers,
When one is presented with a lot of work, there is nothing better than to recall the days of joy and pleasure. I still cannot believe I went two weeks not showering, pooping outside and sleeping in a communal bed with 3 other boys.
I drank too much coffee again today. Considering my frail heart and hypochondriac-ism, a heart attack is imminent. How are you all today? More importantly, how much can I pay one of you to write me an excellent paper for my English class?
I am so tired (physically, mentally, emotionally) right now so I will remedy that with some mindless entertainment (read: watching some slapstick comedy). Before I do that, though, here are some quantitative figures relevant to my life-
125 - The number of DVDs I currently own (Wow!)
$12 - The amount I've spent on coffee today
154 - The number of days I have until I turn 21 (PIECE OF SHIT!)
6.5 - The number of hours I will be chronically angry tomorrow
2 - The number of days until my lens for my camera arrives
100% - Percentage of how much I hate working
Good day.
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