Vital Stats

My neighbor violently knocked on our mutual wall, suggesting -with no shame- that I should turn my music down. What an asshole. I hate my life.

However

I love these random surveys people fill and publish for the world to see, mostly because I feel like it is an indirect way for people to talk about themselves without being too conspicuous about it. If you didn't know already, that is my preferred way of speech!

(Taken off a Myspace Bulletin, arbitrarily chosen)

Never in my life have I been :
desperate for alternative activities to homework, I've reached a low when I rationalize filling out a stupid survey.

I hate it when:
the bathroom door is open- two words: poop particles. my hair is wet- wet hair equates a wet shirt, wet pillow, moistness. my feet are cold- does not need an explanation.

If your gonna talk smack about me:
I would like to have a fist fight- this has been a lifelong goal.

When I'm nervous:
I laugh, it's especially an inconvenience during Chinese presentations.

The last song I listened to was:
Banshee Bat- Animal Collective

If you were to get married today ur maid of honor/best man would be?
None of this roleplaying bullshit in my wedding- mostly because I have trouble making decisions.

My hair is:
on its way to becoming reminiscent of an island princess/bird's nest, it will be my new spring look.

When I was 5:
I read Childcraft, went to Montessori and wore color coordinated outfits, complete with hair accessories and lacy socks.

Last Christmas:
my brother got an Xbox 360, I got birth control. I also met a cat named Ted.

I should be:
doing work in the form of 1. finishing my section of the powerpoint 2. reading for class 3. cross-stitching 4. considering how I am going to pay for bills

When I look down:
there are boxes of varying sizes- a small mountain of empty cigarette boxes, a lunchbox full of pens, boxes for electronics that I've saved with the intention of repackaging them for when times are tough and must liquidate my personal belongings (impending).

My current annoyance is:
time and how I am abusing it

I have a hard time understanding:
my neurosis

There's this girl that i know:
and she's a Chinese lesbian

The thing I want to buy is:
a videocamera, a plane ticket somewhere

If you visited the place I'm from:
First of all, you will be pleasantly surprised to know that it exists. Second of all, you would get cabin fever after a week.

Most recent thing I've bought myself:
more birth control- I have to get those numbers up.

Most recent thing someone else bought me was:
cranberry juice- it's because I got those numbers up.

My middle name is:
Eloisa

In the morning:
I will have to bullshit through school

Last night I was:
watching Defiance with Dana, Marie and Alex

If I was an animal I'd be:
some sort of silly bird. Hopefully not a worm or wormlike creature because I would hate that.

Tomorrow I am:
bullshitting through school

Tonight I am:
not relieving myself of any future problems, feeling sorry for myself, hating my house.

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With all the formalities now taken care of, I am curious to see how the Obama administration will carry out its agenda. I don't know about you, but I'm antsy to see this change business that is so frequently mentioned.