My stepfather thinks I dress like a prostitute
My mom thinks I will get raped by everyone
A priest speaks of his days of smoking marijuana
Driving everywhere (no bikes or public transportation) and awkwardly using crosswalks when walking is necessary (only because of high costs of gasoline)
My 5 year old niece being really vulgar (i.e. when speaking to her Dad "we only came here so you could kiss Michael on the lips")
No recycling
How my pants are tighter in humid weather
...
And I've only been back for a week.
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